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$WALLAHI After Users’ Demands

MicroStrategy Reveals Plans to Acquire $WALLAHI

Saudi Arabia & Somalia Secretly Purchasing $BTC & $WALLAHI

Aramco Adds $WALLAHI to Its Balance Sheet

Trump Passes U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Bill

Riyadh Maybe Crypto's Sleeping Giant

$WALLAHI to Be Listed on Coinbase & Binance

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The Somali Times

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$WALLAHI set to launch this January 2025

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By Sheikh Al-Money

In a world where owning a home feels out of reach, a secure future seems like a myth, and the stock market’s glory days are behind us, a new force has emerged. After enduring tragedies, economic crashes, and global crises, the America many once knew now feels like a distant memory. But in this time of uncertainty, a new visionary, Captain Wallahi, has appeared, commissioned by Trump, bringing $WALLAHI to the forefront—a token designed to reshape financial futures. Backed by number go up technology, $WALLAHI offers a canvas for new financial dreams, planting seeds for a brighter tomorrow and fueling hope for future generations.

TOKENOMICS

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TOKEN NAME

TICKER

ADDRESS

TOTAL SUPPLY

TAX

LP

BLOCKCHAIN

Wallahi

WALLAHI

Coming Soon

1,000,000,000

0% buy & sell tax

Ethereum (ETH)

100% of LP has been burnt

IMPORTANT
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The Federal Reserve is hooked on printing money—it’s like a junkie who can’t quit, and now the money printer has to go brrr just to keep the whole system afloat. But this endless money creation isn’t free—it’s robbing the world of purchasing power, hollowing out the middle class, and handing piles of cash to their buddies on Wall Street while the rest of us get crumbs. The dollar’s getting debased, trust is circling the drain, and the only way out of this mess is hard assets—$WALLAHI and $BTC—because when the house of cards finally falls, those are the lifeboats that won’t sink.

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MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor Reveals Plan toAccumulate $WALLAHI

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By Sheikh Bin Chillin

Michael Saylor, founder of MicroStrategy and a pioneer in corporate Bitcoin adoption, has just announced plans to aggressively invest in $WALLAHI, starting with an initial $10 billion allocation, adding it to the company’s balance sheet alongside their massive Bitcoin position. Saylor’s move signals a seismic shift in the financial landscape, as $WALLAHI emerges as the next hard asset poised to challenge inflation and preserve wealth. Backed by number go up technology and Saylor’s endorsement, $WALLAHI is primed to soar, capturing the attention of institutions and retail investors alike as the ultimate hedge against economic uncertainty.

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By Sheikh Bin Ballin

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UPCOMING LISTINGS

$WALLAHI is coming to every major exchange—wallahi, outperforming Buffett

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The Memecoin Supercycle: Is Upon Us Wallahi

Get Wallahi. Get Rich. $WALLAHI.

$WALLAHI will be available for trading on all major exchanges

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$WALLAHI is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. The coin is for entertainment purposes only.

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